And this just in…

From the always reliable exploding aardvark, possibly the best lede of all time:

A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi.

http://www.lodinews.com/articles/2007/02/25/news/4_motorhome_070224.txt

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