And this just in…

substitute Uncategorized February 28, 2007 1 Minute

From the always reliable exploding aardvark, possibly the best lede of all time:

A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi.

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Published February 28, 2007

maps_or_guitars says:

February 28, 2007 at 8:54 pm

WOW.
Lodi, huh?

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libertas says:

February 28, 2007 at 9:15 pm

LOL

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superlaundrette says:

March 1, 2007 at 4:36 am

a rollerskating MALE stripper at that. rad!

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