Please adjust your dogs

According to the Los Angeles Times, chihuahuas are out and pugs are in for the tiny-dog-carrying set.

Those of you who were raising hundreds of chihuahuas in hydroponic tanks in your closets have just found yourselves at the top of the market; sorry about that. If you’re lucky, you can unload the li’l barkers to clueless social climbers in the Inland Empire before they get the message.

Otherwise, it’s chili night!

Okay, Nick, fess up.

What kind of insane death-cult ritual were you doing over there? Did something go terribly awry at the Beltane party?

Deer on Lido Isle sedated, relocated
Authorities aren’t sure how buck got across the channel. Animal is released in Crystal Cove.
By Lauren Vane
(Published: May 5, 2006)

A young male deer that found its way onto Lido Isle in Newport Beach was corralled by animal control officers Friday and taken to Crystal Cove State Park, where it was released.

A deer got WHERE?

The Isadora Duncan Ladies’ Motorbiking Club is in Session

JE VAIS A LA GLOIRE! From the Register today:

SANTA ANA – A 19-year-old woman’s scarf wrapped around her motorcycle’s back wheel and pulled her off the bike this morning on the Costa Mesa (55) Freeway near Santa Clara Avenue, authorities said.

The motorcycle continued down the freeway until it eventually fell over, police said.

The California Highway Patrol responded to the 7:39 a.m. accident and said the woman, whose name was not released, suffered a broken arm and some scrapes and bruises.

That’s the wrong way to the top if you wanna rock ‘n’ roll.

  1. Kids! Have fun killing your pain and fever when you mix it up with new Do It Yourself Tylenol™ Flavors! I wonder when the first drunk will mix five of these with vodka and die.
  2. Let’s all simulate really crappy weather with the National Weather Service’s HOT SEAT weather emergency thingy!
  3. Football? Foucault? Football Foucault? FOUCAULT FOOTBALL!
  4. Those good old boys were singin’ Go USA the day the lawns weren’t mowed.
  5. In our country, trapped coal miners don’t get working emergency oxygen packs. In Australia, they get iPods!
  6. SUP I’M A SHEEP is one of many fine pictures from Chris Doane.