I’m starting to really enjoy spam.

Subject: The new year is coming, but where is your lover?

With you, I own the whole world; without you, I have nothing! That’s the exact word I want to tell my future lover. I’m still one of the millions of thousands of lonely military singles!!! I strongly believe that God can bring you to my side.

2 thoughts on “I’m starting to really enjoy spam.

  1. Looking for an “organ” donor…
    Oops. That wasn’t spam. That was a legitimate email I sent to you from…. errr… a friend’s email. Yeah. Anyway, it was supposed to read “the new year is coming, but where is your liver?” Sorry about that typo.
    With you, I own the whole world; without you, I have nothing! That’s the exact word I want to tell my future liver. I’m still one of the millions of thousands of lonely military singles!!! I strongly believe that God can bring you to my side.

  2. Got Liver???
    Ohye….
    I don’t know which part is worse, ‘s entry here, or the fact that you HAVE a tag for lonelymilitarysingles…..
    But I think we will just have to add this to the clear and compelling reasons to bomb canada.

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