I am at a Starbucks and there are morons talking about blogs, demographics, and “making or breaking bands.” The guy are talking about shit like “Yeah if someone looks for a band like Yo La Tengo then I get a list of that” and “Most of the blogs are just advertising stuff but some of those kids get, like, credentialed.” I think one of them just said that a band had a “web tour.” also: “THERE’S ACTUALLY SOME REALLY GOOD CELEBRITY SITES!!!”
One of them has Hippie Hair that he saw on a TV movie repeat from 1981 in 2003, clearly, complete with headband. I think they’ve mentioned Seattle about 8 times in the last 5 minutes.
I never remember to bring the kukri or the short-barrel 10-gauge when it’s really, really needed.
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What? Balls of pitch?
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And the more caffeine they ingest, the worse they get…
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dude, you’re at STARBUCKS.
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i hate the internet post 1998
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Gah! Do you think there will be a repeat performance anytime soon?
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I’d like to break new bands right over my fucken knee like twigs.
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Please do. And I love that icon so much.
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I love that icon so much.
Why, thank you. I didn’t think Venom were your kind of thing.
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