A time of trials calls for heroes. Specifically, it calls for very large men who win eating competitions and record hip-hop records about it.
http://www.myspace.com/badlandsbooker
Also: isn’t that pandaxian‘s twin on the right? Audri?
BADLANDS IS IN THE HOUSE
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dude, that guy LOST the hot dog eating contest. i was there.
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HE’S LIKE ROCKY, MAAAAN! HE’S GONNA COME BACK AND WIN! WRAPPED IN THAT FLAG! HIP HOP HURRAY, YO!
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naaaaah, the little japanese guy ALWAYS wins.
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Yeah, and that tiny asian woman who calls herself the Black Widow or something always wins too. East Asians gonna eat the world.
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That’s The Tsunami, isn’t it?
Badlands Booker couldn’t even finish the giant hamburger in New Jersey. Some college chick did it.
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Not sure which one the Tsunami is. The Black Widow is Sonia Thomas, who is a tiny Korean-American woman: http://www.sonyatheblackwidow.com/
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Yeah, I’m kind of a fan of these competitive eaters. The Tsunami is Takaru Kobayashi, who is without any question the greatest competitive eater who has ever lived.
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That’s not my twin! I killed my twin six months ago! It can’t b… uh… i mean, i’ve never met my twin before. What are you talking about?
Please don’t call the cops….
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