A time of trials calls for heroes. Specifically, it calls for very large men who win eating competitions and record hip-hop records about it.
http://www.myspace.com/badlandsbooker
Also: isn’t that pandaxian‘s twin on the right? Audri?
BADLANDS IS IN THE HOUSE
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dude, that guy LOST the hot dog eating contest. i was there.
HE’S LIKE ROCKY, MAAAAN! HE’S GONNA COME BACK AND WIN! WRAPPED IN THAT FLAG! HIP HOP HURRAY, YO!
naaaaah, the little japanese guy ALWAYS wins.
Yeah, and that tiny asian woman who calls herself the Black Widow or something always wins too. East Asians gonna eat the world.
That’s The Tsunami, isn’t it?
Badlands Booker couldn’t even finish the giant hamburger in New Jersey. Some college chick did it.
Not sure which one the Tsunami is. The Black Widow is Sonia Thomas, who is a tiny Korean-American woman: http://www.sonyatheblackwidow.com/
Yeah, I’m kind of a fan of these competitive eaters. The Tsunami is Takaru Kobayashi, who is without any question the greatest competitive eater who has ever lived.
That’s not my twin! I killed my twin six months ago! It can’t b… uh… i mean, i’ve never met my twin before. What are you talking about?
Please don’t call the cops….