The sundae is compiled of cubes of grilled steak, layered with cheesy mashed potatoes and warm barbecue sauce. And just for giggles, a surprise sprinkling of Pop Rocks will be sure to please. Need more convincing? Let Dawn Thurmau convince you via mp3 below:
Scene: Applebee’s in Branson, MO
Waitress: Would you like to order dessert?
Husband: Yes, thank you. My wife will have the peach cobbler, and…mmm, let’s see…I’ll have the hot fudge sundae.
W: Great! I’ll be right back (exit)
H: Wasn’t that Andy Williams wonderful?
Wife: I tell you, Phil, he’s still got it!
Waitress returns with dessert
Wife: (tasting) Mmmm, this cobbler is just like Aunt Becky’s!
Husband: And this sundae looks terrific! Look at those layers! And I’m sure it tastes as good as… (takes a heaping spoonful) (Spit take!) IT’S MEAT!!!
WAitress: April Fool, Sir!
Husband and wife laugh in unison with waitress.
Fade to Black
V.O.: Beef – it’s what’s for dessert.
The sundae is compiled of cubes of grilled steak, layered with cheesy mashed potatoes and warm barbecue sauce. And just for giggles, a surprise sprinkling of Pop Rocks will be sure to please. Need more convincing? Let Dawn Thurmau convince you via mp3 below:
Be My Blog 
I need one.
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The blog of has a prominent theme of beef.
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Gimme one of those RIGHT NOW!
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Beef…
It’s what’s going to kill me one day…
mojo send
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OH MY GOD.
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Scene: Applebee’s in Branson, MO
Waitress: Would you like to order dessert?
Husband: Yes, thank you. My wife will have the peach cobbler, and…mmm, let’s see…I’ll have the hot fudge sundae.
W: Great! I’ll be right back (exit)
H: Wasn’t that Andy Williams wonderful?
Wife: I tell you, Phil, he’s still got it!
Waitress returns with dessert
Wife: (tasting) Mmmm, this cobbler is just like Aunt Becky’s!
Husband: And this sundae looks terrific! Look at those layers! And I’m sure it tastes as good as… (takes a heaping spoonful) (Spit take!) IT’S MEAT!!!
WAitress: April Fool, Sir!
Husband and wife laugh in unison with waitress.
Fade to Black
V.O.: Beef – it’s what’s for dessert.
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oh my god! ew! pop rocks?! thats just insane.
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Worst of all, they don’t give a calorie count!
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yummmmmmmie…
yes, please… oh, yes…
as long as it’s not cold… no; wait… even cold it might be good; with a teriyaki sauce?
oh, yeah.
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oh wow. way to get a meat hangover.
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I’m from ranch country and think this is fabulous. I’m also hungry and overweight.
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i think this tops the meat cake my best friend made me for my birthday last year. leave off the pop rocks — but this sounds pretty good.
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no.
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Hi! If you enjoy food trickery, see this here.
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