Follow the Finger! On second thoughts, actually, don’t, as Consumerist says.
One day at Butterfinger Central, someone said: “Hey! I’ve got it! We’ll launch a website, toll-free number, and advertising campaign linking our candy with sticking your finger up someone’s ass! How can this beautiful plan fail?”
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Someone just got a raise, a promotion, and a pink slip in the space of a week.
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I don’t know what it is about that Comsumerist link, but clicking on it immediately makes my Firefox play “hide and go fuck yourself”. Weird.
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goddamn flash sucks so hard
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the finger loves to have a good time.
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PSA or TMI
I’ve been seeing Giant Posters of the finger on Bus Shelters all about town, and kept thinking its another attempt to raise awareness of some sort of rectal exam…
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I just saw one of those on a phone booth last night. Thanks for helping me not look that up.
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