Candy Company Gives Us The Shocker

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Follow the Finger! On second thoughts, actually, don’t, as Consumerist says.

One day at Butterfinger Central, someone said: “Hey! I’ve got it! We’ll launch a website, toll-free number, and advertising campaign linking our candy with sticking your finger up someone’s ass! How can this beautiful plan fail?”

6 thoughts on “Candy Company Gives Us The Shocker

  1. I don’t know what it is about that Comsumerist link, but clicking on it immediately makes my Firefox play “hide and go fuck yourself”. Weird.

  2. PSA or TMI
    I’ve been seeing Giant Posters of the finger on Bus Shelters all about town, and kept thinking its another attempt to raise awareness of some sort of rectal exam…

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