- Hey everybody! If you have, indeed, never been mellow, soft rock is now back! This is totally awesome news in that I had yet to find a use for my 100 rounds of Federal Hydra-Shok .40 hollowpoint ammunition.
- Hey everybody! There really weren’t any ninjas. Sorry. Big old fake.
- ROBOT GUINEA PIG? ROBOT GUINEA PIG!
- I hope none of you local kids are pals with Logan here, since the Register reports he got taken in last night with 2 pounds of weed and a kilo of shrooms.
- And this just in from wearescott: it’s the ultimate AMERICA FUCK YEAH BURGER!
I’m glad no one does the Friday Five any more
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I for one…
…welcome our new dougnut-burger eating, ninjaless, soft rocking, armor piercing, robot stoner-pig overlords.
But then, I’m kinda easy that way…
mojo sends
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Re: I for one…
It’s amazing how many psilocybin mushrooms a robot guinea pig needs, officer.
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I guess that finally settles the whole pirates-vs.-ninja gedankenexperiment then.
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I think the pirates beat the ninjas so completely, the ninjas were erased from history.
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Wow that’s a lot of drugs to be carying around!
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Bah. on the shrooms count I’d have easily twice that in my backpack in high school on good picking days.
What?
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which is why i sneak captain and tenille tunes in my set – it’s the sound of tomorrow.
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Holy shit but is that a Feederz reference in #1?
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That robot is the exact opposite of a real Guinea pig in every way imaginable.
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