I love the CPSC Recall Reports.
Incidents/Injuries: Milton Bradley has received 46 reports of the Chicken Limbo party game collapsing unexpectedly. This includes 23 reports of injuries including bumps, bruises, welts and red marks, four reports of cuts, one chipped tooth and one fractured foot.

my neighbors had that; i was much too tall for it, so when i would limbo and hit his tail feathers he would make fun of me in a chicken voice. what an asshole.
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Next time I see you I’ll be sure to mock you in a chicken voice!
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Plus a number of kids who now have weird fetishes about performing oral sex with smartass chickens. Good god, could that photo be any more porny?
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I am a firm believer of survival of the fittest. If we get to the point where the average child can’t handle chicken limbo, we’ve got problems.
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We will not let Bermuda get the best of us!
Here here!
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Re: We will not let Bermuda get the best of us!
Yeah, really…. I heard Nessie summers there.
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That photo reminds me of the punch line for a joke that I found excruciatingly funny in junior high school:
“Stupid! Get out of there before he shits on you!!”
(I suppose you have to know chickens to find that funny.)
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C’mon, MON
EV’RYBODY LIMB-GKGLKGGLKGHHHHH!
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Feathered bipeds strike back
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