Apparently if you move into this apartment complex you are immediately confronted with the pool scene from Wild Things, or maybe Swimming Pool, or any other cool, chlorine-scented sex romp with an epicene cheekbony beauty you might have in mind. I’ll take Grace Kelly in Rimini, please.
Also, “The Village”. ‘Nuff said.
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These people clearly have never tried to have sex in a pool.
Re: Ah, yes…
be seeing you.
i’m packing my bag now.
I don’t care how cute she is, a “dutch water heater” is still gross.
Good luck with your exams
I am not a number….I am a damp pool slut!
Re: Good luck with your exams
props to your avatar
I can’t stop looking at her mouf.
As for me,
Phoebe Cates in Fast Times at Ridgemont High
I’ll take the Greenwich Village Grace, myself.