I was being tailgated by a Hummer H2 today, which wasn’t a surprise around here. I looked in the rear vision mirror and, as I often too, thought it was a school bus due to the size, row of lights on top, and bright yellow color. A lot of the Hummers are Tonka/Lifeguard Yellow. The guy eventually zoomed around me in true H2 asshole style and then it hit me and the giggles started.
That guy just paid $60,000 to drive his own fucking short bus.
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AAAHHH
Play on one of my favorite phrases ever in best possible way = WINNAR OF ALL TIMEZ
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Hahahahaha!!
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Nice.
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that is one of the most amusing things i’ve ever seen, thank you 🙂
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It’s too tough to let get scratched
The funny thing is that, even though he’ll look all tough in his little Army Joe truck, he still paid a wad for it and will do whatever you want, should you let off the gas and coast down to twenty miles per hour.
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Re: It’s too tough to let get scratched
That’s why I’m ordering the optional rocket launcher.
On second thought those gold plated rockets are too expensive to waste on mortals.
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I Brake for Jesus
YOU’RE still after MORTALS? Ha! Well, maybe that’s good for you
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Re: It’s too tough to let get scratched
That is exactly my response to tailgaters.
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Re: It’s too tough to let get scratched
I saw a guy once toss a half-finished milkshake at a tailgater. They really hate that.
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I still recall, fondly, the day I saw some mook trying to parallel park one of those ridiculous toys on a one-way street in the west village. Displaying all the prowess of a 16-year-old student driver – he probably wouldn’t have done any better if it were a Mini – he diddled back and forth for the full ten minutes I was in a position to watch, and he was probably still at it for another ten after.
As traffic backed up behind him.
And the horns got going.
And passersby stared, pointed, and laughed.
And as his carefully-made-up companion tried to maintain her composure, not make eye contact with anybody, and disappear into her seat in mortification.
“Ohhhhhhhhhh! Played yourself, fool!”
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Gagakakakakaka!
I can’t wait until another short bus driving ass-wipe pulls into my parking spot so that I can roll my window down and holla: “NICE SHORTBUS DUDE”!
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YES
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http://fuh2.com
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i was gonna say it, but i knew someone would beat me to it.
well done.
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hee hee!
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HAHAHAHA
Maybe for an extra thousand $ you can get a decal on the hood that says “I’m with Stupid” with the arrow pointing at the driver’s seat.
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=D
T SUBSTITUTE I CAN’T GET THE HANDI-DART OUT OF MY EYE HJALPPPPP
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If you’re driving the short bus then you’re the only one in it that’s not a retard. Some people are willing to pay $60,000 to sustain this illusion I guess.
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welcome to my daily commute!
please come with me to slap these (http://www.cafepress.com/stupidhummer.19751942) onto the cars in the landmark parking lot on a thursday night.
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tell me why everyone hates hummers so much.
sure, they use lots of gas, but you don’t have to pay for it. they’re large, but nowhere near the size of even a bread truck.
so what’s the beef?
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Hummador
They’re road hazards, pointlessly overconsuming scarce resources and generating toxic pollution. They are idiotic contraptions sold to eager idiots, and heavily subsidized by an idiot government. They are Faustmobiles.
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all that is true, but there are many worse things in the world.
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worse
worse than the tonka yellow ones are the custom painted ones. i recently saw one parked outside the gym in costa mesa. it had been painted as though covered in granite. through the cracks peeked bikini-clad cartoon women, appearing as though they were summoning the viewer to enter their lair. i was tempted to hang out there as long as it took to meet the jackass that owned it but decided ultimately that i would be better off if i pretended i hadnt seen it.
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Re: worse
YOW!
This kind of thing is why you must carry a digital camera! Also a firearm!
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Re: worse
that sounds frighteningly familiar to me.
(hi, i added you btw. hope you don’t mind!)
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