That’s the graphic banner that monster.com currently has behind the text urging you to create or update your resume. Miscellaneous very young smiling woman. At first I thought they meant to say that they are a portal for 16-year-old girls who have had too much Boone’s Farm. I showed it around and fimmtiu pointed out that she seems to have teeth ideally suited to removing bark from trees, and that perhaps the slogan should be: “Join our team of busy beavers at Monster.com!”
I thought that was pretty good. What the hell do you think they’re saying here?
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you didnt alter this? this is seriously the ad? her teeth are unreal. “get a job so you can afford dental work!” i dunno.
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Also, what’s with the collar? Is she a sub or something?
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i bet has has a tatoo above her ass
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YES YES YES
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“Smile! You’re on the road to corporate wage-slavery!”
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exactly what i was thinking, only i suck at advertising!
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“Did I leave my flat iron on?”
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“Update your resume, and you’ll be a happy little corporate slave!”
She’s probably more like 19, which is a prime age to start. Legal and impressionable.
As for the teeth, “Regular people can do it too!”
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…I was going to respond to this, but I seem to be a thread killer lately.
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“Update your resume or we’ll eat your face”?
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