It was announced yesterday that the new National Clandestine Service, which will oversee our nation’s spying, will be headed by an unknown individual who will be known only as “José”. Immediately I heard flamenco music in my head, saw the shimmering heat of a Mexican town at the turn of the century, heard hoofbeats. A masked hero was racing to save us: ¡Zorro! However, given the track record of this administration, I doubt we’ll get Don Diego.
Here’s what we want:
Here’s what we more realistically should hope for:
And here’s what we’ll get:
Be My Blog 
Bleed for me.
I’m LAUGHING, and yet there’s no question that what I feel right now is TERROR.
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Re: Bleed for me.
It’s FUNNY TERROR.
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No Cantinflas?
Prolly more like this:
http://www.mondotees.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2358
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That was excellent. And so true.
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I am in awe.
L.
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JEFE JOSELITO
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National Clandestine Service
So.. if this agency ever does anything that is not super sneaky.. then can other agencies attempt to saboutage the effort and then start a political war based on the fact that this new agency is doing something that a “non-clandestine” agency should be recieving funding for?
Man.. just when I thought “homeland security” was a bad example of how marketing speak and lame federal agendas could be combined.
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The National Clandestine Service? Not a very catchy name, is it? I still think they should have gone with The New Gestapo.
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Hush now. They’ve assured us that this new agency won’t do any domestic operations at all!
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I can’t wait for the inevitable action movie franchise.
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Secret identity revealed
JOSÉ IS ETRO!!!!
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