I have no idea what these guys sound like. They call themselves a “Christian Metal Band from Florida“. I do not think that Christians are supposed to be this stoned:

“I think it’s cool that we can tour around the country and pay rent. God’s really been using us alot lately too. I guess just the whole lifestyle…I feel blessed to be a part of this regardless of our business-based accomplishments.”
i’m. SO. effing. sick. of those haircuts.
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Maybe they do a song called “Jesus Was Really a Nouveau Hipster who Shopped at Hot Topic, Don’t Let Those Flowing Robes Fool You”. The haircuts help underscore their point.
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amen
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I do not think that Christians are supposed to be this stoned
The last decent band of Christian stoners was Trouble.
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But they are high on the baby Jesus!
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better name for them, based solely on the picture
The Liza Minelli Experience.
L.
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They wear their hair that way to cover up the Stigmata!
The guys on the outside ends have expressions that suggest a need for a Holy Water Enema
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“How many Christians does it take to have a metal band?”
“6 but they all have to have the same haircut”
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