Underøath

I have no idea what these guys sound like. They call themselves a “Christian Metal Band from Florida“. I do not think that Christians are supposed to be this stoned:

duhhh

“I think it’s cool that we can tour around the country and pay rent. God’s really been using us alot lately too. I guess just the whole lifestyle…I feel blessed to be a part of this regardless of our business-based accomplishments.”

8 thoughts on “Underøath

    1. Maybe they do a song called “Jesus Was Really a Nouveau Hipster who Shopped at Hot Topic, Don’t Let Those Flowing Robes Fool You”. The haircuts help underscore their point.

  1. They wear their hair that way to cover up the Stigmata!
    The guys on the outside ends have expressions that suggest a need for a Holy Water Enema

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