my academy, your academy

The Fall’s Hex Enduction Hour, which I recently got the re-release of, is even better than I remembered it. If you own just one Fall album, make it this one. And now, links:

1. Pac Man on Trial (via waxy)
2. Dog owner bites man.
3. AAAIIIIGH! Cannibal squid!
4. The “official car” of the Rolling Stones tour is the new Mercedes-Benz luxury minivan. Just retire, guys.
5. Country singer tries to get away with promoting America’s childhood drug abuse gateway drug. Thanks, Gretchen!
6. Jon Stewart versus Christopher Hitchens (quicktime).
7. Nutcase Turkmenistan dictator sends his book into space.
8. The Los Angeles Fire Department has some good information and advice about that “ICE” cellphone emergency contact thing you keep hearing about.