14 thoughts on “oh dear God eyeteeth made me cough out my teeth

    1. That pic is about 2 years old. I weighed 30 lbs. more and with that beard I look like a Ukrainian hit man. Also I was at Ruba.

      1. I misread a sign for some chapstick product that really said “find out what your lips are missing.” And it was pretty much a Clive Barker moment.

  1. i used to worry a lot about this friend who drank a lot of orange soda and i thought at his autopsy they would open him up and everything would be neon orange from the dye. now i think that will happen to me from all the cheezits i eat.

  2. I’m going to attach this to a bulk email and send it CC:ATTN ALL INTERNET STALKERS
    BODY: THIS IS MY GREAT FRIEND>Goodnight!
    Also: Cheezit fixes ALL.

  3. I almost choked on my gum.
    Damn, that’s some funny shit.
    Conrad, I’ve got to say, you’re one of the most intelligently amusing/interesting people I know, and yet you still manage to pull out things like this (strange/bizarre/bordering on slapstick) and it’s still funny as hell.

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