i used to worry a lot about this friend who drank a lot of orange soda and i thought at his autopsy they would open him up and everything would be neon orange from the dye. now i think that will happen to me from all the cheezits i eat.
I almost choked on my gum.
Damn, that’s some funny shit.
Conrad, I’ve got to say, you’re one of the most intelligently amusing/interesting people I know, and yet you still manage to pull out things like this (strange/bizarre/bordering on slapstick) and it’s still funny as hell.
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You look like a Bond villain.
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That pic is about 2 years old. I weighed 30 lbs. more and with that beard I look like a Ukrainian hit man. Also I was at Ruba.
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Never cared for the bearded Conrad. Far too sinister.
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“Find out that your lips are missing”? giggle.
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I misread a sign for some chapstick product that really said “find out what your lips are missing.” And it was pretty much a Clive Barker moment.
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i don’t know what most of this means, but it’s amazing.
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Lookit those blue eyes.
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i used to worry a lot about this friend who drank a lot of orange soda and i thought at his autopsy they would open him up and everything would be neon orange from the dye. now i think that will happen to me from all the cheezits i eat.
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*snicker*
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THAT is a GREAT picture of you.
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I’m going to attach this to a bulk email and send it CC:ATTN ALL INTERNET STALKERS
BODY: THIS IS MY GREAT FRIEND>Goodnight!
Also: Cheezit fixes ALL.
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He should have made one of his articles: “HOWTO Body Disposal”
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I almost choked on my gum.
Damn, that’s some funny shit.
Conrad, I’ve got to say, you’re one of the most intelligently amusing/interesting people I know, and yet you still manage to pull out things like this (strange/bizarre/bordering on slapstick) and it’s still funny as hell.
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Although I actually said all that stuff, it was who deserves the praise for the funny here.
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