Today’s CPSC Recall: The Not a Walking Stick

You will see, Watson, that this is no ordinary walking stick. Note the pouch full of darts and the fiendishly clever bamboo gunsight! I wrote a monograph on this particular piece of South Seas devilry…

Name of Product: African Blow Dart Guns

Description: The blow dart gun is a 51-inch long decorative wooden tube with an attached pouch containing five darts. The brown, bamboo-shaped gun has a black, small barrel-like container attached to the top.

Hazard: Consumers may have mistakenly purchased the dart guns thinking it was a decorative walking stick, posing the risk of injury if someone used the gun for its intended purpose.

4 thoughts on “Today’s CPSC Recall: The Not a Walking Stick

    1. I hope he never fired it.
      I am personally annoyed that sword canes are illegal in California. I could probably get a permit to carry a concealed handgun in this county, but if I want to defend myself with style and panache using a walking stick with embedded rapier, I’m automatically a felon!

  1. *sitting with confused expression*
    *cocking head*
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    *confused again*
    Holy crap that is … O_o that’s good old bug-eyed fun.
    (p.s. I want one)

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