Meet our new U.N. Ambassador, a man of whom Jesse Helms said that he’d want him standing next to him at Armageddon.
Our foreign policy is about to get a really bad mustache ride.
Our administration’s latest Sith Lord
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I bet if you press a comic book to his cheek, it makes a copy.
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why the fuck do we need to know his sexual orientation?
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i mean, my homo-loving self aside, i don’t want to think about him having relations with ANYTHING. or anyone.
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I can see Jesse’s point. If I wanted to slip through the Pearly Gates without people paying too much attention to me, I could see how standing next to the ugliest toupee ever would be a sensible strategy.
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Best painful laugh all day. Shitebiskets.
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I’ve decided that if we nuke Yale, we can solve many of the world’s problems. It’s the sphincter of the U.S. I know, I know, many good people graduate from Yale, along with most of the evil that lurks in the world today. I mean, what do they teach there: PoliSci 402: Shitting down democracy’s neckhole? Well, we need to think about the greater good here. Stop Yale now.
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he looked familiar
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Re: he looked familiar
LOL! ROTFLMAO! Nicely played
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Any relation to Michael Bolton?
Not that THAT would have helped his cause any.
And yeah, how do they KNOW his sexual orientation? Sure, he’s married and has a kid, but how do they VERIFY s.o.?
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Because he posted a testimonial to Gannon’s OTHER website.
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Ahhhh… ass so…
Glad to see the Gannon thing is still being talked about. Maybe someone will actually get an investigation going at some point. There’s always hope.
Cheers!
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Here’s a 100% real J. Bolton quote: “‘It is a big mistake for us to grant any validity to international law, even when it may seem in our short-term interest to do so – because, over the long term, the goal of those who think that international law really means anything are those who want to constrict the US.”
Oh you Republicans – the ironic appointment thing never gets old.
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