12 thoughts on “Our administration’s latest Sith Lord

  1. I can see Jesse’s point. If I wanted to slip through the Pearly Gates without people paying too much attention to me, I could see how standing next to the ugliest toupee ever would be a sensible strategy.

  2. I’ve decided that if we nuke Yale, we can solve many of the world’s problems. It’s the sphincter of the U.S. I know, I know, many good people graduate from Yale, along with most of the evil that lurks in the world today. I mean, what do they teach there: PoliSci 402: Shitting down democracy’s neckhole? Well, we need to think about the greater good here. Stop Yale now.

  3. Any relation to Michael Bolton?
    Not that THAT would have helped his cause any.
    And yeah, how do they KNOW his sexual orientation? Sure, he’s married and has a kid, but how do they VERIFY s.o.?

      1. Ahhhh… ass so…
        Glad to see the Gannon thing is still being talked about. Maybe someone will actually get an investigation going at some point. There’s always hope.

  4. Here’s a 100% real J. Bolton quote: “‘It is a big mistake for us to grant any validity to international law, even when it may seem in our short-term interest to do so – because, over the long term, the goal of those who think that international law really means anything are those who want to constrict the US.”
    Oh you Republicans – the ironic appointment thing never gets old.

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