Early indication of my oncoming troubles with educational authority.

substitute Uncategorized November 12, 2004 1 Minute

Truly the greatest of carnivores. I was probably hiding an E. Nesbit or C.S. Lewis book behind my textbook.

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Published November 12, 2004

odradak says:

November 13, 2004 at 12:47 am

Here’s to the kodiak, may it be fatty and furry and eat much meat.

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springheel_jack says:

November 13, 2004 at 5:29 am

Sigh.
See, I was that kid in school. I had to figure out how to do my real work fast enough to permit me to read what I wanted.
I got lucky, though. At a crucial point in my early education I got a teacher who let me do whatever I wanted, provided I did the assignments. I remember once someone complained that I was reading something else while the teacher was talking, that it wasn’t fair, and the teacher said, “It’s okay because I know he can do two things at once.”

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1. springheel_jack says:
  
  November 13, 2004 at 5:30 am
  
  Also, the greatest of all carnivores is the great white shark. Either that or the MRSA bacterium, a strain of staph.
  
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bruisedhips says:

November 13, 2004 at 7:45 am

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
I need to find my paper that my teacher wrote something about my “reading outloud in an English accent during quiet time” being “distracting to others”.

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pandaxian says:

November 13, 2004 at 10:39 am

WTF! That report is insightful and well worded, how can she NOT give you a good grade on it?! My god, does she not know the value of getting out news like that in as few words as possible? The public doesn’t want to read, they want to be read to!

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