I am taking meds that simultaneously modify my serotonin, norepinephrine, and dopamine mechanisms. I feel like a character in a Philip K. Dick novel as reinterpreted by Warren Ellis.. for the Lifetime Channel.

Bry Q. HandSolo wants me to know about “girls looking to fuk guys in real life”.

Since I am the sole feeder of the cat, she is now affectionate to an extreme, and spends a lot of her time standing on me or following me from room to room. It’s cute. Although her freakouts when I go to the restroom or the grocery store or whatever are a bit disturbing. It’s okay. The monkey will return.

Due to a tragicomic series of corporate computer failures and poor planning on my own part, I have $54 in my bank account until Monday. Part of this is due to tmobile triple billing me for a nonexistent charge. Currently a young woman with a thick African accent is trying to get me my $75 back. Wish us both luck!

edit: No such luck. They have “closed” the account for that month and my credit is “on” for next month, meaning that they get to borrow $75 for me for a month and not pay me interest or do anything for me except say sorry.