zebulon_y and I, up too late, conjured up a series of restaurants, including:
Welcome to Darwin!
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Club CJD: A Beefery
Country Splaws Bulimia Buffet
Pro-Ana Rice Cakehouse and Vomitorium
Livejournal’s: A Mopery
Ackbar’s, where Dining is a Trap!
Captain Tubgirl’s Catch (All-You-Can-Fill-Buckets)
TGI Plushie’s
Goatse’s: Steaks, Spirits, and omg wtf
Furdango: A Bar for Yiffers
La Vaca Loca Tacos al Carbon de los Priones Grandes
Chuck E. Chigger’s Parasitorium and Fluke Bar
and my old favorite:
Smokey McDander’s Old Tyme Allergye Bar
So, what would the feature dish be at Ackbar’s.. Calamari?
and don’t forget
Colonel Dawson’s Meatnasium
Eddie’s Shoulder and Knee Imperial Palace
Jade Gravy Kingdom
Simian Barn
Contemporary Times: dinner and theater
Jizzler: steak, seafood, salad, and …on second thought, don’t order the soup
We actually eat regularly at:
Slickety Jim’s Chat ‘n’ Chew
It’s owned and operated by lesbians.
don’t tell me that cute waitress…?
Chinese Place here called The Foo King Restuarant