At home?! my DSL modem overheated?! and I had to put it in the freezer for an hour to cool down.
This was due to extreme heat and NOT to my attempt to download the entirety of Internet Pornography including 47 gigabytes of German Midget Erotica and the complete works of a three-penised Bollywood star named “Anwar Dongali”. Really.
It’s about 80 at night lately even and greasy. This feels like the Gulf Coast and not California. Kill me.