the decline and fall of food

For his birthday or something, a few years ago, we got some spray frosting. The flavor was listed as “black”. We laughed and laughed. What awful stuff, we said, who would ever buy it for real.

Tonight in the market I saw some store brand cookies being sold called “White Chunk cookies”.

Now I know white chocolate doesn’t taste like much but.. BLRUGGHGHG, ya know?

I’m going to have some yellow flavor fruit drink now.

4 thoughts on “the decline and fall of food

  1. Fudge Tracks!
    I got a box of white chocolate candies the other day that are like melt-in-your-mouth sugar-cube-sized chunks of white chocolate. It was called “Meltykiss.” They were pretty bad, and I am not just talking about the “Engrish” on the box.

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