
Tag: wtf
From the Christian Aquarium: Games
Cactus Game Design specializes in board games for the churchy. Following the rule that everything in the secular world must have a Christian knock-off, they’ve been proud to bring us Redemption: The Gathering®, which takes the nerdy card collector game a step further into evangelically sound nerdiness.
A quote from the rules:
Special abilities on sites are not affected by character or enhancement cards. New Jerusalem (Site Card), Dragon Raid, and Promised Land are mainly used offensively as “access sites” and therefore their special abilities are written to take effect when they enter battle and at no other time. All the single color sites are mainly used defensively as “lost soul sites”. The special abilities on single color sites like Nero’s Realm and Leper Colony are written to take effect when they are holding a lost soul. Therefore, if you are using an “access site” defensively or a “lost soul site” offensively the special abilities don’t activate.
From a sample game:
Kurt
Draw 3: (Servant Angel, Lewd Men, Lost Soul). Lost Soul in Land of Bondage, draw
replacement (Angel of the Lord).
Prep: Lost Soul in Tree of Knowledge site.
Battle: Rescue attempt with Angel of Revelation (8/8 silver hero). Bryon blocks with
Oppressive Women (7/7 gray evil character). The evil character is losing, so Bryon has initiative.
Bryon plays Deluge of Rain (Gray enhancement “Discard all cards in battle, including yours.”).
Kurt has no silver enhancement that can negate that effect, so all cards in battle are discarded.
This is mutual destruction by mutual removal, so no Lost Soul is rescued. The score is still tied
2 to 2.
Discard to 8: Kurt places Servant Angel, Servant Girl, and Guiding Angel in his territory.
Card image courtesy of this Flickr set from Chris Noessel.
DEAR JAPANESE PEOPLE

More Octopus! TV Show for Japanese Kids includes wacky slapstick skits about the oppression of the workers, dictatorship, torture, the dangers of digging up unexploded bombs, and voodoo!
It’s sort of a Japanese Krazy Kat too: both the octopus and the peanut are in love with the walrus. You know.
WFMU has more and the videos at this link
ANIMAL ACTORS: A WORLD OF WTF
It’s 0048 and my cat is on a chair on her hind legs, pointing at the completely empty ceiling with one paw, saying “RRRRRRRAAAAAOWRRRRR”.
What the hell is her problem?
stand against manimals
I’m just starting to come out of a personal haze and read some of this State of the Union stuff. Did the President actually promise to defend us from animal/human hybrids?

I’ve always thought I wanted to sell shoes
Competition for the title “Cheesiest Heavy Metal Video Ever” is intense. For one thing, it includes some 1980s material that can only be described as seminal in every way.
Via the Exploding Aardvark and Blabbermouth, I present to you:
Hammerfall – Hearts on Fire (Quicktime)
I will give you only one hint before you click: it’s winter sports-related.
Edit: For those who can’t see video, a small gallery of images is presented for your enjoyment below the cut here
Who broke who in the what now?
ludickid points to an almost completely incomprehensible review of Brokeback Mountain by a very confused guy, and the discussion thread produces much hilarity.
We are all Junior High School Newspaper Editorials now.
If you don’t have time to read the entire mess of a review, this very short silent video the guy posted of himself off his xanga (!) should be enough for you to get the gist.
Inexplicable error message du jour
In the dmesg log on my OSX machine:
in_delmulti - ignorning invalid inm (0x656e00c0)
Mormonism, 2006
I wonder what Ezra Taft Benson would have to say about T-Money?
As her brother so rightly says:
Ahhh whatever duude You're goin on your missshh and I'm not on your top 8? haha get your ish together tesha <3 your brooo
drip drip drip drip
It’s rare to see me supporting libertarian grumps against conservation rules, but I don’t think that forcibly crippling the nation’s showerheads is an effective strategy for reducing water consumption.