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Grinning stoner chick says: get a god damned job

That’s the graphic banner that monster.com currently has behind the text urging you to create or update your resume. Miscellaneous very young smiling woman. At first I thought they meant to say that they are a portal for 16-year-old girls who have had too much Boone’s Farm. I showed it around and fimmtiu pointed out that she seems to have teeth ideally suited to removing bark from trees, and that perhaps the slogan should be: “Join our team of busy beavers at Monster.com!”

I thought that was pretty good. What the hell do you think they’re saying here?

Today’s Craigslist W4M Post

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/w4m/105366631.html

<3<3<3Down Ass/Classy Chick-Wants 2Hang Out W/ Some 1 Down as Her<3
Reply to: anon-105366631@craigslist.org
Date: 2005-10-20, 1:53AM PDT

Little about me…….
I am 20 years old, very sweet, honest and outgoing, very mature for my
age…… I love to go to the gym, although my body doesn't need it LOL, just wanna be healthy. I am a very petitte girl, Nationalities are Caucasian,some Indian<- which keeps me nice and tan. 5'6",115lbs, I have green eyes, black and blonde streaked hair, just had Breast Aug…. Humm I LOVE UFC fighting!!!! I love Tattoo's!!! Crazy, Outgoing, Down ass guys… I am soooo into CARS, love to go to Car and Truck shows…… umm Street Bikes, woo hoo ;), I was in a Street bike accident 6 weeks ago….. Still love them and wanna ride !!!! I like to lay on the beach and relax, and listen to the water and possibly fall asleep, lol. I love to rollerblade along the boardwalk at the beach. I love cooking, making breakfast, lunch, dinner, and baking!!! I am a very down to earth girl, I like to make it a joke to say that I am a down ass B*tch, LOL…..I am looking for some cool friends,NOT interested in "hook ups", or sex, or a relationship. I am newly (4 ) months out of being engaged for 2 years, and not willing to give myself to just anyone. Of course If I meet that right person, then its different 🙂 … Well anyway, I guess thats a little about me, sounds like im a crazy girl… Im just well rounded, how I like others. Im very classy sexy, and I want someone the same 🙂 Sexy, sexy ONLY for who I am with…. but kick back too.

Anyways.. PS…. I do have pictures…..
I have experienced some people that were not who they said they were and def. wasn't the person in the pic.. I AM WEIRY, AND FREAKED OUT!!!!!! DONT NEED STALKERS FOR REAL …

Happy, uh, Porn Sunday?

Pharyngula invites all of us to celebrate xxxchurch.com‘s bizarre post-everything Christian Porn Crusader event National Porn Sunday with some FISH SEX. (All links SFW unless you work for uptight fish.) I seriously cannot tell if Porn Sunday is a gigantic prank on the evangelical world or if they’re for real. I mean, look at their 30 second ad starring Pete the Puppet or their customized van for spreading the word. And the T Shirt?

Tell me, folks. Has evangelical culture gotten this bizarre, or are all these pastors being taken for a gigantic ride? OR BOTH?

Pissing Contest, Czech Republic

Pissing Contest in Bronze

pee

The idea is disarmingly simple. Two bronze sculptures pee into their oddly-shaped enclosure.

While they are peeing, the two figures move realistically. An electric mechanism driven by a couple of microproccesors swivels the upper part of the body, while the penis goes up and down. The stream of water writes quotes from famous Prague residents.

Visitor can interupt them by sending SMS message from mobile phone to a number, displayed next to the sculptures. The living statue then ‘writes’ the text of the message, before carrying on as before.

via bruisedhips