Tag: sex

Craigslist personals quote of the day

http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/w4m/84361135.html

i am a single asian girl who is looking to meet a special gentleman in my area for friendship or more.. my expectation is high and i wont settle for less. i would like to meet someone who is smart, confident, strong and fun to hang out with.(loves travel and eat out is must) you need to be successful in business and personal life, able to manage your time and money. i do not want to hear your “i have this and that” “ive done this and that” stories. so please do not try to impress me with your story that i dont really believe anyways.

i am not looking for a sugar daddy or financial support from you so dont try to show off your $$$ either. but if youve never bought a car for your girlfriend, please dont bother. my guy should be capable of doing so whether youd do it for me or not. (if you thought that i am a gold digger or/and dont understand what i mean on here, obviously you do not have the same value or lifestyle as i do, so please dont bother.)

please, no players, one night stand seekers or cheaters.

She’s right. I don’t have the same lifestyle or “value” as she does! Anyway I can’t afford more than a one night stand. Glad to hear she’s not a gold digger, though. Gosh, that would be awful.

She’ll end up with one of the guys who ends his ads “no fatties”, and she’ll get chlamydia. But it’s all part of the career choice, I guess.

“Never trust a whore who says they don’t want money. They’re the most expensive kind.” —William S. Burroughs

waving from the peanut gallery again

So there’s this woman I met at a party a couple years ago, and have talked to by email maybe three times since. I got a crush on her when we met and we got along okay but it was pretty clear that she wasn’t going to be my pal or anything. But I thought she was so cool! Pretty close to my age, did a lot of interesting things and had an unusual background, smart and fun and full of surprises. The kind of person you just feel good after meeting. And then I forgot about her.

Because of one of the movies I knew she’d helped make came up in the conversation tonight, I e-stalked her tonight to see what she’s about. Shit. No wonder she was out of my league. Not only does she have three real degrees from a good school, but she’s produced about 10 movies and has her own movie company. I guess I should feel privileged that I got to buy Tupperware from her.

Reminds me of the last such person before that, who was a consultant type I met at a job. She had a Harvard Econ degree and had already sold out of one company and bought a house in L.A. and was attractive and fun and nice and wildly successful and whoosh off she goes on the wondertruck!

Hello there, ladies. I am a system administrator who tells funny stories and cooks a good quiche. Have some coffee.

tidbits from livescience.com

  1. High School dumps books. This confused me, and not because I’m a book-hugging Luddite. I can see why browsing a crappy modern textbook on a laptop is not much worse or better than holding one in your hand, but what about English classes, for example? Is there an advantage to reading The Scarlet Letter on a screen in electronic form versus the Penguin paperback? Or is this just the latest version of administrators falling in love with technology?
  2. Cockblocking (literally). Chickens, like swinging 20somethings, have lots of empty sex.
  3. This inappropriately funny headline actually shows how STDs spread among teenagers.

NO DORKY, SUPERFICIAL, SHAVEN FREAKS!

She wants frollocks.

i’m not expecting anything of this but figured it might be worth a shot. anything is worth a try, i can only learn from my mistakes! i’m 23 and am just looking for some fun, i love to try new things and meet new people. however it seems difficult to meet likeminded people in the ‘bubble’. I’m not looking for a ‘LTR’-but if that happens then that’s great, nor am i looking for someone whose brain resides, uh not between his ears… so if there is anyone who’s just looking to meet for fun that might-that’s MIGHT- lead to frollocks then i’m up for it. no Asians, no scrawny, no pierced, shaven, tattooed bikers, no old perverts, in fact no perverts period, no drugaddicts-past or present, oh and please try and be vaguely goodlooking! Thanks!!!

craigslist fun of the day

From the soon-to-be-deleted http://orangecounty.craigslist.org/w4m/82395173.html. What’s the Mexicanian for “Bad Idea Jeans”?

This is a sincere ad for men that want a nice relationship with a Mexican women. Parties every month for Single guys looking to meet a nice Mexican lady. Men If you have been looking for a girlfriend but don’t have the time or patience for online dating or going to clubs look no further!!!

tell me, how does this work??