Tag: packaging
Inexplicable artifacts of the freezer case: D-Lights
Why use egg whites? Why use “reduced fat” cheese? Why use turkey sausage? What use is it? Why eat it? Why make it? Why me? Why anyone? Why me?
New horrors of the upscale freezer section: Tuscan Veggie Bake
I know that “Tuscan” just means “you just paid too much for generic Italian-American glop,” parallel to “Southwestern” and “Provençal.” I also know that people want to feel that they are eating light even when eating hyper-processed poison from the freezer case.
But nobody wants to eat anything called a “veggie bake,” even if it’s artisanal, Szechwan, uncured, extra-virgin, and triple-distilled.
WHAT’S IN THE JAR? WHAT’S IN THE JAAAAAR
UNLUNCHABLE
Because I want my child eating a disc covered with grubs for every day’s lunch!
JUICE BOX WINE
Allow me to present Bandit’s Wine in Small Boxes, which according to its manufacturer is “beyond delicious with any type of food.”
The guy getting it at the liquor store said it was great for camping.
Two stickers and it’s great for drinking at high school football games, too!
Everything is now an energy drink
Even clam juice.
The World of Commerce: Today’s Signs and Packaging
THE ACK STEAK HOUSE, PROUDLY SERVING THE FAMOUS AND JUICY PTUIBONE STEAK:
IT’S NATURAL LIGHTER FLUID, YOU KNOW, THE STUFF THAT SQUIRTS OUT OF TREES, SUDDENLY, FATALLY AND PAINFULLY BURNING YOUR SKIN WITH A STICKY NAPALM-LIKE BUT TOTALLY NATURAL GEL:
cheese and macaroni
Bruce Licher Coolness
There are many reasons to order Bruce Licher’s stuff: good music, he’s a nice guy, honest seller. But my favorite reason is his letterpress art. The album covers are always amazing, he includes bits and pieces of letterpress from years past, and even the packaging is very him: Lots of labels, cool printing on things, and his own stamps along with the Postal Service ones. Edit: Go buy lots of stuff from him: http://stores.ebay.com/THE-INDEPENDENT-PROJECT-SHOP
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