Tag: insanity

the flat foot floogie, vouty

Yep Roc Heresay, by Slim Gaillard

Yep ruk hu’reesee
Ku’bisinee e kubu’ba
U’lu hu’mish u mak voutee
Yep ruk hu’reesee
U luh mish wey u luh mish voutee
U luh mish u ruenimoa
Yep ruk hu’reesee
Ku’bisinee e kubu’ba
U’lu hu’mish uv oa voutee
Yep ruk hu’reesee
Oa voutimoa
Kibi’sini kibisee voutee kibisee voutee
Kibisee vuetee
Uee chiku chiku chiku chkie
La ho mak vuenimoa
Mu’saan bu or’uenee
Yep ruk hu’reesee
Ku’bisinee e kubu’ba
U’lu hu’mish u mak voutee
Yep ruk hu’reesee
Aluh mish vuetee u luh mish o’reenee
U luh mish vuetee u lu mi rueneemoa
Yep ruk hu’reesee
Ku’bisinee e kubu’ba
U’lu hu’mish u mak voutee
Yep ruk hu’reesee
U luh mish wey chilee un tu’meytoa saus
Ou voutee hu’reesee
Ku’bisinee e kubu’ba
U’lu hu’mish u mak vuetee
Yep ruk hu’reesee
Lu hom la ho mak votimoa
Ki’bisee ni kibisee voutee kibisee ruetee
Kibisee lam no ruenee ue o’ruetee
La ho vueteemoa
Ie suepu vueteemoa ku
U litul spies o mak vozee
Yep ruk hu’reesee
Ku’bisinee e kubu’ba
U’lu hu’mish u mak vuetee
Yep ruk hu’reesee.

Yep Roc Heresy (.mp3, 4.9M)

THE SUGAR BEET HAS GONE INSANE

Rhizomania, also called “root madness” or “crazy root,” has caused significant losses in root and sugar yield. […] The most obvious symptom of rhizomania is a mass of fine, hairy secondary roots that consists of a mixture of dead and healthy roots. […] The disease is so infectious that even a few grams of infected soil can eventually spread to infect entire fields.
crazy root

BUILDING A PLATFORM TO HERCULES

My favorite insane cult from the 1980s is the CHURCH UNIVERSAL AND TRIUMPHANT, led by Elizabeth Clare Prophet. Her books were in the weirdo section and I was always fascinated. There was something about St. Germain, and new Christian prophecies, and aliens, and everything.

Like everyone else they had a compound. Theirs was by Yellowstone and they stockpiled weapons waiting for the inevitable pseudo-Christian apocalyptic disaster.

Ms. Prophet had a unique preaching style, and fortunately a recording of one service at least survives. This is from my 20th birthday! Many of you will have heard one of these tracks (“invocation for Judgement”) because it’s an attack on rock music that lists a long series of popular bands in 1984 that must be destroyed, and are comically mispronounced (Cindy Looper, etc.).

Decree 12.10 is only for completists, as it’s basically 27:57 of deranged cattle auctioneer/martian hoedown/speaking in tongues. The others are great though. If you just get one, get #4, the Great Divine Rector’s Call. Please download rather than streaming, and mirror if you want to share.

The Sounds of American Doomsday Cults: The Church Universal and Triumphant

  1. Dedication To The Tackling Of The Beast And The Dragon — The Momentum Of Rock’n’roll
  2. Call For Protection
  3. Video Shorts With Two Announcements (Excerpt)
  4. Preamble — Great Divine Rector’s Call
  5. Invocation For Judgement Against And Destruction Of Rock Music
  6. Decree 12.10
  7. Decree 10.05

The part of “psychotic First Lady” is to be played by Piper Laurie

zombie lizard queen

Possible explanations for this photo include:

  1. David Icke is right. Both the English Royal Family and the U.S. leadership are actually evil space lizards, or “reptoids”. In this shot Laura Bush has just seen Icke across the room and is uncontrollably morphing into her true reptilian self.
  2. Prince Charles, on a desperate Bond-like mission to save the world from the Bush administration, has his Walther PPK in the small of the First Lady’s back as he tries to force the President to resign. This is a doomed effort because the President doesn’t give a shit about his wife or anyone else.
  3. It has now been proven that if you give Camilla Parker-Bowles an injection of curare directly into her spine she turns into Laura Bush.
  4. Condi Rice is across the room and she and the First Lady are having an “evil face” contest.
  5. Cocaine.
  6. As Mrs. Bush explains to Charles that they’ll be snacking on babies later with Karl Rove, he desperately tries to catch the eye of his assistant to get him the fuck out of there to somewhere he can drink this whole fucking visit out of his head.

Add yours as you please!