Tag: huff

I get this feeling that dodgeball isn’t really catching on around here

yesterday: “we just sent a message to your 3 friends in L.A. letting them now you’re at kean coffee”

today: “we just sent a message to your 2 friends in L.A. letting them know you’re at starbucks at 17th & newport”

maybe this kind of service doesn’t work so well in a spread out suburban area and it’s dodgeball L.A. and not dodgeball OC for a reason. and maybe it also suits my continued coffeehouse slackerdom better than my friends’ lifestyles?

also why am i typing in lower case, senator you’re no ee cummings

WHAT PEOPLE ARE SEARCHING FOR ON THE INTERNET TONIGHT

ignatz: metaspy

pea: ignatz: bit torrent; coke rat urine leptospirosis; orangeville il interior design; reseller; futsal tournament videos; subaru impreza; grover air horns; romeo and juliet facts; cost of living in sicily; larnelle harris a mighty fortress

  1. Worst. Coke. EVER.
  2. “Grover air horns” sounds like a top 10 Muppets sketch to me.
  3. Someone has Shakespeare homework due.
  4. I am very frightened to look up who “Larnelle Harris” is. You do it.

I AM A RIVER OF PHLEGM

I shouldn’t complain because I’m already mostly over the damned thing after 24 hours and it’s not the Flu-Bola™ that everyone else got, but rhinoviruses are overrrated. No sir, I don’t like it. Snurfle.

COMFORT ME DAMNIT

Actually a pot of green jasmine tea and a largish glass of Barenjager have done a lot to make life bearable.

good MORNING!

Power outage in the office; UPS-protected machines eventually shut down due to extended power outage; alerting system goes nuts; alerting system does not stop being nuts after outage resolved; mysterious issues remaining after end of outage even though all machines were on UPS and cleanly shut down and restarted; blowjobs; suicide; Heil Hitler.