I voted.

I put my voter sticker with the flag on it on my shirt, but upside down to indicate distress. The flag outside in the parking lot wasn’t upside down yet, but it was looking a bit forlorn. Will the last small d democrat out of Orange County please bring it?

What so proudly we hailed

Laws of Nature: Stimps’ Law of Ice Cream

This law states simply that all ice cream names could also describe bad dumps. The latest ad poster from Carvel next to D’s proves this law once again. Carvel can’t seem to get a product name that doesn’t make me clutch my stomach. Fudgy the Whale? Fruit Fizzlers? Sundae Dashers? Hlrhgalgbag

The Brown Bonnet

To make you feel better about life, here’s a picture of my cat being cute.

Pouss Reclines