From a local supermarket:
From: savings@ebemail.albertsons.com
Subject: Top 10 Healthy Living Fish Recipes
AAAAAAA IT’S STILL FLOPPING AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA
From a local supermarket:
From: savings@ebemail.albertsons.com
Subject: Top 10 Healthy Living Fish Recipes
AAAAAAA IT’S STILL FLOPPING AAAAAAA AAAAAAAAA
genericus has broken my spirit with this:
http://www.brawnyman.com/innocentescapes/indexbroadband.html
Apparently if you move into this apartment complex you are immediately confronted with the pool scene from Wild Things, or maybe Swimming Pool, or any other cool, chlorine-scented sex romp with an epicene cheekbony beauty you might have in mind. I’ll take Grace Kelly in Rimini, please.
Also, “The Village”. ‘Nuff said.
The best part of my occasional medication-checkup visits to the psychiatrist’s office is the brochures. No, really. The drug companies produce these things, which don’t mention any specific drug but urge you to deal with your problem. I’ve posted some pictures of swag and brochures before. Today’s offering is “Balanced”, a look at one housewife’s indoctrination in to the proper way to handle her problems. It seriously looks like that comic strip “Baby Blues”. Also, note older male psychologist authority figure and emphasis on Women Problems.
To: me
From: welcome@linkedin.com
Subject: People you know are not connected to you
If you’re about my age, you grew up with an endless series of school science movies, narrated by soporific baritones, with muzak/porn 70s soundtracks, introduced by professorial types in their studies. Disney did them, everyone else did.
In a wonderful homage to this, Sega has made an ad site for their game “Full Auto” called Sega Labs.
They have the whole thing down, even the slightly out of sync sound and bad cuts. Plus, explosions. What’s not to like?
