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St. Trichinella and the Jackasstronauts: A Tragedie in Two Partes
I had a nice dinner with sooz in which we arrived very early like retirees and ate a reasonable amount of tasty food. It took me forever to find the place because it was in a hellish HB strip mall the size of a town, but I enjoyed my pasta carbonara.
After BSing with Bob for a bit, I went for an aimless drive. I do this a lot on weekend nights if I’m not reading or staring into space. As usual I ended up on Newport Coast Drive because it’s a nice pretty zoom up a hill. I needed a couple things and I went to the fancy people grocery store at the top of the grade.
This is a “Pavilions” supermarket, and it’s huge. Suburban supermarkets are big, but this one is gigantic. Two-story ceiling, too many square feet. They have all the normal stuff plus all the fancy stuff, with little islands of excess containing quick meals and luxuries strewn about. I’m only there late in the evening when it’s almost empty, and I am captivated by its perfect emptiness and luxury. It reminds me of the TRAINS OF THE FUTURE I rode in Paris as a kid, which went from nowhere to nowhere at high speed, silently, and only rose from the depths to bask under gigantic perfect skyscrapers.
I got a bottle of vodka, some pumpernickel bread, and some cold cuts.
The cold cuts were good Italian-style stuff: capicolla and real mortadella. They also had pancetta in the same rack, next to the smoked turkey and the pastrami and salami etc. Pancetta is different from the others. It’s bacon, and not ham, though it looks more like ham. Unlike everything else in that fridge box, it has to be cooked. Admittedly the package says it has to be cooked, but it’s not in huge type.
I wonder how many wealthy customers only know that “pancetta” means fancy and not that it’s cured but raw pork? Oops.
At the checkout, the workers were discussing a bad car wreck that had occurred earlier. Some high school kids had wiped out in front of the fire station next door and chopped their car in half. Discussion was had about the problems of children and horsepower. There had been another recent case where a kid had died on his 16th birthday because dad gave him a very fast sports car, and more recently an 18 year old girl had checked out after the Porsche she was piloting struck a fixed object at 100 mph.
Someone needs to talk to Dad. While he’s choking down his raw pork sandwich, Junior is out there being burned beyond recognition because Dad thinks it’s an awesome idea to buy Junior $75,000 worth of death. Who can blame the kids? They’re teenagers dying of their parents’ affluenza.
I’ll stick with the fully cooked carbonara, the salad and iced tea, and the Japanese-made sports coupé. Moderation, he died old.
THE HAWAII CHAIR!!!
Thanks to Mr. M. Harris for this one.
Everybody at your party
They don’t look depressed
Everybody dressing funny
COLOR ME IMPRESSED
How shall we sing the Lord’s song in a foreign land?
25 After you have had children and grandchildren and have lived in the land a long time—if you then become corrupt and make any kind of idol, doing evil in the eyes of the LORD your God and provoking him to anger, 26 I call heaven and earth as witnesses against you this day that you will quickly perish from the land that you are crossing the Jordan to possess. You will not live there long but will certainly be destroyed. — Deuteronomy 4:25-26
Did God give O.C. woman backstage pass to ‘American Idol’?
Leesa Bellesi threw her hands up in the air and prayed: “Here I am Lord, send me to the backstage of ‘American Idol.’ ”
She was watching Season 5 of the ultra-popular television show in her Laguna Beach home at the time.
It was her calling, she thought, “to minister to the needs of the people on that show.”
Several weeks later, out of the blue, a pretty girl named Katharine McPhee walked into Lake Avenue Church in Pasadena where Leesa’s husband, Denny, founder of Coast Hills Community Church in Aliso Viejo, was serving as the interim teaching pastor. Katharine asked Leesa and Denny to pray for her – as she was about to go into seclusion for “American Idol.”
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EMusic downloads!
Thank you everyone who gave me advice. I was getting tired of my own. Downloads were:
Amon Düül 2 – Yeti, via ortho_bob
Burial – Self-titled, via ortho_bob
Crippled Pilgrims – via obnoxicant
Graeme Downs – Hammers and Anvils via planetdracula
[ Yin Xiang . Liu San Jie ] Zhi . Le (Music Of Impression Sanjie Liu) – via planetdracula
Sharevari (Instrumental) from an 80s disco comp
The King of the Fairies (trad. arr) from some Irish comp
Has he stood firm against the manimals?

I didn’t get a chance to see or hear the State of the Union address this year, but I do want to know. He gave a stirring declaration of principle and courage in his 2006 address: that he would not tolerate man-animal hybrids. I have looked in vain for some evidence of action after this. The man is a lame duck, I understand. He’s had reverses. But can’t he think of his legacy?
This is not the first time I’ve expressed my concerns. And still the White House is silent.
Treachery, or mere incompetence? Please tell me he said something reassuring tonight.
What should I download from eMusic this month?
I have 65 downloads.
bloated corpse
I own an HP color inkjet printer that also scans and copies. It’s handy and well-made.
Today I had to update the driver software to fix some bugs.
The download was 200 megabytes.
The uncompressed installation itself was over 400 megabytes.
There was no “custom install” option of less components, only the “default install” of every damned thing.
I had to opt out of their Customer Participation thing which is a daemon that runs constantly telling HP what’s going on.
I had to opt out of instant registration, and then opt out of both a reminder on next login and a dock item that would remind me to register. I also had to opt out of instant registration on the web.
Finally, it shat two useless items on my dock, the photo sharing app and the “device manager” app, that I will use maybe twice a year if at all.
The driver itself is tiny.
I DIDN’T WANT FINS, CHROME, AND FINE COREEEENTHIAN LEATHER ON MY GODDAMNED PRINTER DRIVER.
Edit: I had to buy black ink, which I did on Amazon. HP Ink. One cartridge, high quality, 660 pages: $18. Two cartridges bundled, lower quality, 480 pages each: $33. Math is hard.
Shell Oil CEO clearly hates freedom and loves junk science
The liberal nazis and moonbats must have got to him, because the CEO of Shell Oil predicts peak oil in seven years, worries about a global scramble for scarce assets, advocates international cooperation to reduce consumption, and describes global warming as a “critical global issue.”
http://business.timesonline.co.uk/tol/business/economics/wef/article3248484.ece