I ordered stuff from Aquarius. Woot. I got:
I await my package breathlessly.
These boots were made, etc. Climate-inappropriate, not typically me, 20 years too late for the punk rocker I was, manly yet dorky, i present:
BOOTS
for the following reasons:
This concludes my scroogey rant.
We have a Porsche ad on our site at work. It links to videos advertising their new “Cayenne” sport-ute. The ads emphasize Porsche’s off road history, with footage of a tractor they built in the 50s, various rally champion 911 cars, and finally the Cayenne.
Curiously they omit some other Porsche offroad design classics, such as Doc Ferdinand’s excellent tanks which did such great duty on both fronts in the Second World War. C’mon guys.. these are your ROOTS!
I suggest:
“We don’t just go camping. We take you to CAMP!”
“If we can make it through Russian ice and snow to shell innocent villagers in the Ukraine, we can get you to the grocery store”
“Drivers, gunners, wanted”
etc
It’s like letters to the Evil Santa. Hilarious.
http://www.wired.com/news/conflict/0,2100,55967,00.html
I’m not sure which is funnier, that lots of nutty people want to talk to the guy, or that they think they’re anonymous when they send shit like this.
Very Simpsons.
Sauteed scallops with cracked pepper and sesame seeds over Lundberg Wild Blend rice cooked in broth with saffron. Not pictured: Stirfried green beans with tangerine sauce and cashews.
Thanks for joining us on this conference call! We’ve heard that you’re very creative, very dynamic, very outside-the-lines. We are too. Here’s our pitch, let us show you what we need you to do.
Singultus Industries, LLC needs an edgy, viral, one-to-one relationship marketing campaign to make our brand ubiquitous. Our target is the “Generation Z Prime”, the young movers and shakers in the 15-25 market with disposable income and a real thirst for style.
We want to expose ourselves in the marketplace and become a true meme and a halo effect. We want the E-2000 to be the emesis basin of choice for people in the know. Basically what we’re after is to become the New Beetle of the postsurgical home care industry.
We plan to have snipe companies and street teams work college and high school campuses to build a wave here and get some buzz going with the brand. Probably starting with the basins and some catheters or maybe support hose. Looking forward we have product placements on the horizon and some very promising hook-ins with celebrities and opinion-makers in the techno dance and extreme sports scenes.
When you get down to it, we don’t just sell bedpans or ostomy bags here at Singultus. We’re giving people a lifestyle and an identity, a brand they can make part of who they are. And we hope you’re part of it too. Are you ready for an adventure in post-television advertorial brand identification? Come along with us for the ride!
conrad is a schmuck
conrad is one of the freshest creators of comics and cartoons today
conrad is an internationally recognized expert on cannabis
conrad is the central valley’s best hope to oust gary condit
conrad is subtly taking advantage of his current “hip” status as père spirituel of one of the darlings of today’s avant garde
conrad is reinforced by a hobby
conrad is the last of the box of beagles
conrad is a bit unusual at first but it isn’t difficult to get the hang of
conrad is the clueless one in the bunch
conrad is content playing the level
conrad is a non
Courtesy of http://www.googlism.com/
This is what web hosting advertising looks like now. Guys, we couldn’t swing the billboard on Sunset or the TV spot with Gwyneth, so we worked with what we had and came up with a very viral, very street, very in your face campaign.
