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Inspector #12 would like a vacation

tuliphead: so, “Neuticles”, fake testicle implants for neutered animals, come in two styles – harder plastic polypropylene ones, and total silicon onces, which are “softer, spongier, and more realistic”

Onanity: Don’t want your pet cat’s fake testicles to feel abnormal for guests

tuliphead: which begs the question, who is fondling their dogs’ testicals, checking for realness?

ignatz: The saddest QA dept you’ve ever seen.

tuliphead: ignatz++

Onanity: Filed under “Yes, There Are Worse Jobs”

asshole moratorium suggestion?

It has been subtly pointed out to me a couple of times (you know who you are) that I’m pretty harsh on people, including people that don’t deserve it.

I realize that about 80% of my humor and smalltalk is negative, often about basically nice people who aren’t perhaps the best targets.

Also, it’s painfully obvious that I’m the typical Angry Comedian in a lot of ways. Enraged at things I cannot fix, I savage anything nearby to produce humor, which then causes others to laugh and like me.

I’m going to try to stop doing this for a while. New rule: the Sarcastron-9000 only gets directed at the “truly needy”, deserving targets.

Please call me on it immediately if I start talking shit, even amusingly, about people who don’t need to get hurt like that. Even just hurt in a voodoo doll way.

Thanks,

the Management