tuliphead: so, “Neuticles”, fake testicle implants for neutered animals, come in two styles – harder plastic polypropylene ones, and total silicon onces, which are “softer, spongier, and more realistic”
Onanity: Don’t want your pet cat’s fake testicles to feel abnormal for guests
tuliphead: which begs the question, who is fondling their dogs’ testicals, checking for realness?
ignatz: The saddest QA dept you’ve ever seen.
Onanity: Filed under “Yes, There Are Worse Jobs”