Rarely does a federal agent get to begin a sentence “Behind the clown nose, however..”

( miss_education do not click )

This just shipped. Woo!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/3748093.stm

Sorry about that whole material witness thing. Guess our analysis of your prints was blurry or Islamic or something.

Courtesy wearescott, from his hometown no less:

Jackass/Wedgie/Disembowelment Hijinks

I’ve had a couple of conversations with nickjb and genericus about bad cover versions over the last few. We were dredging our brains for the worst covers we could think of, either because a good song was humped to death by some horribly inappropriate interpretation, or a mediocre song was taken to the logical limit of its badness.

Some notables were:

• Natalie Merchant doing “Because the Night” like she had a teacup on her knee.
• Fine Young Cannibals present the Buzzcocks’ “Ever Fallen in Love”
• Blood, Sweat & Tears do “Minnie the Moocher”. Late enough in their career to have drum loops.
• Phil Collins skullraping “You Can’t Hurry Love”
• Michael Jackson sings “Come Together”. Auuiiggh.
• 10,000 Maniacs again, this time murdering John Prine’s “Hello in There”
• James Taylor “How Sweet It Is to be Loved By You”
• Shaun Cassidy “Rebel Rebel”
• R.E.M.’s teeth-grindingly whiny version of “Pale Blue Eyes”

Please add yours!

wearekim presents this psychoceramic spam aimed at local religious luminary Chuck Smith.

I’m not a huge fan of Calvary Chapel but YOW!! Who’d want to deal with this guy? He’s like the worst of the letters I used to open at the newspaper with stuff written in blood on the envelopes.

1. If you can’t hold it in, the terrorists will already have won.

2. The price of laziness is eternal vigilance.

Both of these courtesy my brother.

YOW!! are we a FAILED POLICE STATE yet???

Material obviously NSFW, also a hoot. A HOOT I SAY.

Every month, many obscene pictures are sent this office from improper guys.

Why are their honkuses all scribbled out?

The Japanese seem polite even about their gay porn.

The Bob Trout of Bombay writes a book.

Les and Rachel are the engaged! Woot.