This is similar, but a bit different in flavor from, the horrific “Final Friends Episode” thing from WFMU. Courtesy jwz we present:

The Chipmunk Song Slowed Down.

hooooolaaaa hooooooop

Unibroue’s Édition 2004 ale is a delicious Belgian-style brown ale. Nice big spicy flavor, beautiful dark golden color, I find no fault with it.

It is also 10.5% alcohol.

Hic.

eyeteeth found the infamous country bar bit on someone’s blawg:

http://tuanta.typepad.com/blog/2004/08/the_one_where_b.html (audio only)

edit:

http://www.boratonline.co.uk/ has video

In my country we have problem.

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I think it’s time for a Vegas trip, Mr. Van E.

Golden Throats Volume MDMXCVMSIMDSFLHGAG

edit: But wait, there’s more!

My new filking style is unstoppable!

First sport: slowly leaning to one side and then crumpling to the floor with an twisted snarl on your palsied, sloughing face.

The patron sinner of inconsistency is back to shine up her latest icon, gold paint everywhere. No one admits to having got out the violins. Katy does in fact lie, but you can’t see it in her eyes, try lower. The only true Van Halen is the one with David Lee Roth and everyone knows that in their heart. The experience is transparently surreal, like waking up to hear footsteps you don’t recognize in your own house.

It’s great to go visit fuzzy friendly things but what if the petting zoo came to your house?

It’s time we all admitted that the telephone is a form of psychosis.

It’s the subject and the object is you. What if you heard someone drowning and yelling and you didn’t help? What if you did that every morning? Cats aren’t an art form, they’re just creatures that live near you. It’s a damned good thing no one I know has superpowers.

Although I have not thrown my hands in the air, I can definitively say that I just don’t care.

In the 1980s, and it’s still a fine quote regarding writing about current events:

“I deal with this stuff as I can, and if the end product looks like satire, look at the raw material.”

Didn’t eiven haf tu eus my AK, it wåsa guud-day.

Some things just go together, like Texas sushi, or Maltese snowboarding, or Presbyterian orgies. One of these things is Swedish Hip-Hop.