A guy I knew in college is now a servant of the National Security Establishment. I wonder if I can get a ride in a black helicopter?

Why do you force small font sizes? Why do you put a font size=2 in your site/journal? It hurts my eyes. Just do that in your CSS so you see it that way, and let the rest of us read.

I hate small fonts so much. Please let us read things the way we prefer.

Especially all of you haxor kids being very 1998 with your tiny white or green font on black background. Very K-Rad, Neo. Had you ever considered that the web could be used for communication as well as looking spiffy?

Grah.

PIMP as a verb in the country club.

Burninate them.

http://www.penisland.net/

SFW.

Alone in a crowd /
Home is where I wanna be but I guess I’m already there /
Your eyes are almost dead, can’t get out of bed, and you can’t sleep /
Don’t need a cure I need a final solution /
You’re a hard act to follow /
He lies on his side is he trying to hide in fact it’s the Earth which he’s known since birth /
I’ll blame it on the sun, the sun that didn’t shine /
At least I’ll get my washing done /
lonely is as lonely does /
last night everything broke /
open the drawer give me the change you said would do me good /
it’s me and you against the world kid, she mumbled to herself /
he only comes out when I drink my gin /
you’ll be someone else’s baby and i’ll be underground /
If you feel like a patient why not dress like one /
wrapped up in the links of your very own chain of sorrow /

If you really mean it, it all comes round again.

I used to work for a horrible comedy website designed for humorless frat boys. It was mostly like this. The addition here of a fraudulent “claim you product” ad is pretty special.

ad banner du jour

http://www.ninjatune.net/hexstatic/videos/apache.mov

Swedish Danish… something or other… help…

edit: This is Tommy Seebach and the Seebach Band, from 1977, doing “Apache/Bubblesex”.

He was The King of Danish Eurovision.

It’s hard to believe the same people were, you know, Vikings.