you know, the ones who live in Buena Park and have also the sticker that says “shut up city boy” on their impossibly shiny truck that has never had poo on it.

they drive these.

i wish them all to have a half ton of manure, immediately, daily, forever.

i am a bitter little man and i hate freedom

Frenchmen do Rocky

only connect

AmIADeadPopeOrNot, showing that behind every stolid, graying, responsible-appearing news anchor there’s a shrieking coked-out sorority girl.

Kraftwerk North America Tour 2005

June 6 here. gottagottago!

Purdue is working on a permanent Homeland Security Stationary Death Star Blimp. Thanks, guys!

I just tried to send the_silent_one a link to a page at the Monterey Bay Aquarium’s website. She’s at work. Her WebSense don’t-be-bad-on-the-internet filter replied:

Cultural institutions is filtered.

Yes, yes they is nowadays. They sure is.

Edit: Get a load of their categories: http://ww2.websense.com/global/en/ProductsServices/MasterDatabase/URLCategories.php

MINEFIELD

Mongolian pop music is weird.

I predict that the Holy Father will be placed in a tank of balanced saline solution at optimal temperature, with tubes in appropriate orifices, and preserved indefinitely. The tank will be rolled around from place to place by members of a special priestly order. It will look exactly like the Navigator’s tank in Dune.

I predict.