likely papal outcome

I predict that the Holy Father will be placed in a tank of balanced saline solution at optimal temperature, with tubes in appropriate orifices, and preserved indefinitely. The tank will be rolled around from place to place by members of a special priestly order. It will look exactly like the Navigator’s tank in Dune.

I predict.

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  1. Other balanced fluid media

    «”The Blood Bathers are busily researching novel realms of complex organization far beyond mere ‘intelligence’. We should feel extremely honoured that they still bother to share their lab results with creatures like us. It would only annoy Their Skinless Eminences if we ask them to fret over some defunct race of featherless bipeds.”»

    — Bruce Sterling:
    “Homo sapiens declared extinct”

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