likely papal outcome

substitute Uncategorized March 31, 2005 1 Minute

I predict that the Holy Father will be placed in a tank of balanced saline solution at optimal temperature, with tubes in appropriate orifices, and preserved indefinitely. The tank will be rolled around from place to place by members of a special priestly order. It will look exactly like the Navigator’s tank in Dune.

I predict.

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vegemitelover says:

March 31, 2005 at 10:44 am

Atleast a cowby hat and a pair of six-shooters for carrying on so long

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torgo_x says:

March 31, 2005 at 11:15 am

Other balanced fluid media

«”The Blood Bathers are busily researching novel realms of complex organization far beyond mere ‘intelligence’. We should feel extremely honoured that they still bother to share their lab results with creatures like us. It would only annoy Their Skinless Eminences if we ask them to fret over some defunct race of featherless bipeds.”»

— Bruce Sterling:
“Homo sapiens declared extinct”

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porcinea says:

March 31, 2005 at 12:40 pm

I’m so glad I wasn’t drinking anything when I read this. *snort*

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vertamae says:

March 31, 2005 at 3:27 pm

Hah! I think you are right.

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rpkrajewski says:

March 31, 2005 at 3:53 pm

It’s funny because it’s true !.

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nosrialleon says:

March 31, 2005 at 4:10 pm

You’re going to eat a bowl of chow mein
and feel hungry real soon…
I PREDICT.

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wrecking__ball says:

March 31, 2005 at 4:27 pm

Doesn’t Micheal Jackson sleep in one of those?

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rroseselavyoui says:

March 31, 2005 at 4:40 pm

Holy shit, I was going to make this exact same post a couple of days ago! Weird!
The incense must flow.

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