As I was sitting with friends tonight having a pleasant conversation, my whole world flipped upside down on me and suddenly I was tremendously depressed and alone, and felt that no one would ever want to be intimate with me ever and that I was going to die alone and soon.
It’d be just peachy if that didn’t happen so often.
The paranoid electronic music of my childhood is appropriate now that my life is so much more paranoid and electronic than it was.
Courtesy Engadget, here are two German puppets who argue about language theory while beating the shit out of each other. I am not making this up.
http://www.f-fietzek.de/watschen/
The video is especially recommended.
No, Professor! Not the philology!
http://www.roytawan.com/The_Art_of_Coffee/index.htm
Thai Latte amazingnessitude.
Please saw my head off. After two weeks, the numerous mouth ulcers have not gone away and the pain is radiating up into my ear and skull and down into my throat, making me feel like I simultaneously have an ear infection, bronchitis, and The Devil’s Own Canker Sores. Plus postnasal drip, constant need to spit, and other sexy side effects.
This is the worst one in years, and I get these a lot. Seriously I’d pay big bucks for an opiate painkiller, or even better a cure. How can something this unlikely to kill me make me feel this shitty?
BODIES. ARE. OVERRATED.
tip: if you want to be the president’s Jesus Guy at the FDA and not let women maintain their bodies, don’t FUCK YOUR WOMAN IN THE ASS WHILE SHE’S DRUGGED:
http://www.thenation.com/docprint.mhtml?i=20050530&s=mcgarvey
“He would say, ‘Oh, I didn’t mean to have anal sex with you; I can’t feel the difference,'” Davis recalls incredulously. “And I would say, ‘Well then, you’re in the wrong business.”
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2005/05/elizabeth_liz_l.html
The new technology was already creating dangerous crooked meddlers in Washington, DC, area in 1982 when crooked meddlers with PCÂ’s in their homes, university computer staff, and others were doing strange illegal things with the phone networking; 1982 in No. Virginia I was set me up deliberately with physical assaults including with deadly weapons, small boulders thrown at my head by someone (probably set up by Knappens or Gary Lynn Jordan).
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