Courtesy Engadget, here are two German puppets who argue about language theory while beating the shit out of each other. I am not making this up.
http://www.f-fietzek.de/watschen/
The video is especially recommended.
No, Professor! Not the philology!
[hides under quilt]
“from a pool of more or less witty statements”
hahah the commentator ruuuullleesss.