1. Backup to drive with the .Mac backup app is slow as hell now. No idea why, but it takes forever to do my firewire drive backup to the iPod.
2. If my wireless connection drops for even a second, my iDisk goes offline, iChat drops the AIM connection, and a couple of other apps shut down and I get the “Your network seems to be dead” annoy popup from the OS. There doesn’t seem to be any way to tell the network “please ignore very temporary dropouts, it’s wireless”. Incredibly annoying!
3. Spotlight is slow. Way slower than Quicksilver was. It doesn’t seem to cache *anything* as far as I can tell, so when I type in an app that I spotlighted earlier that day it still throws its pref file, its icon, all kinds of garbage before it announces that the “top hit” is the app itself. I’m finding it pretty useless.

This all sounds hatey but I do very much like Tiger as an upgrade otherwise. The fast bootup is particularly good on a laptop that restarts more often. I can’t say the widgets do much for me, though. The goodies for me are mostly “under the hood” with this one.

PUMPABIKE!, the bouncy bouncy people powered hydrofoil!

A fine list of TERROR from cockeyed.

http://www.cockeyed.com/citizen/terror/plans/terrorwatch.html

Terrorists might hijack a Sausage & Cheese cart and slowly destroy the economy of the mall
Terrorists might remove all the pictograph buttons from fast food cash registers
Terrorists might give president of USA a cat

Day 3 of Adderall, went up to 10 mg. Didn’t want coffee this morning. Kind of alert. I don’t think I need to go higher, may go back down lower. I can almost hear my eyes moving like in a Ren & Stimpy cartoon.

Bonus points for the writer being “Molly Bloom”.

Firefighters put out blaze in cockloft
Monday, May 23, 2005

A Jersey City woman’s summer clothes were lost but her home was saved after a one-alarm fire on Saturday evening, firefighters said.

The one-alarm fire on Suburbia Drive started shortly before 6 p.m., apparently when an electric lamp tipped into a plastic storage bin filled with summer clothes in the home’s cockloft, Jersey City Fire Capt. Andrew Johnson said.

In spite of the difficulties of operating in a cramped cockloft, Johnson said firefighters had the fire under control within 20 minutes and concluded the entire operation within an hour, “It took a little maneuvering to get up in that area,” he said.

There were no injuries to residents or firefighters and the only damage was to the clothes and some water damage to the woman’s house, Johnson said. A firewall prevented the fire from spreading to the roof or to neighboring houses.

“They were very lucky, because once it’s up in the cockloft, it’s already gone,” Johnson said. “Once it gets up there, it’s almost out of control.”

MOLLY BLOOM

So this guy I’ve never heard of wrote something for the SF paper about how he’s leaving the left to be a better liberal, or something. I had a bit of trouble figuring out what he meant, but I think he meant he wanted to have a headline about a headline about a guy who’s a writer who’s not with the left any more. He’s not Christopher Hitchens so I don’t think it’ll get him a lot of money. But anyway, here’s the “money quote” from his interview at http://www.thompsonatlarge.com/

Likewise, I’ll be glad to cheer when the Children’s Defense Fun gets around to advocating dedicated parenting as kids’ first and foremost need. Until then, I’ll keep saying to Dr. Laura: You go, girlfriend.

Leaving aside for a moment the question of why paying for kids’ vaccinations is forgetting about dedicated parenting, I have a tip for Mr. Thompson. You are an aging white man in a suit. You do not get to say “You go, girlfriend” to anyone at all, ever, much less to a freaked-out nonpsychologist religious fanatic entertainer who makes a living humiliating the suffering of others.

So I’m not going to try to figure out the convoluted reasoning of why you made your big life decision; I’m just going to write you off. You might be better off just getting a red sports car, a weave toupée, and a few blowjobs from your secretary if you want to feel a bit more free.

I’m back in the suburbs now, but in my urban years, especially the ten years I spent riding the bus in Los Angeles, I met many crazy people on the street. The topic of free-range crazies came up a couple of times recently and I remembered some of the better ones:

• The Shredder: In downtown Los Angeles. This gentleman constantly wore a kind of Islamic veil over his face. His left side was female, meaning that he had a woman’s shoe and stocking, and pants cut slightly below the knee on this side. The right side had a man’s shoe and full length pants. He frequently carried a purse on the “female” side. His activity was removing the free papers and throwaway ad rags from their newsboxes and tearing them up and scattering them, which he did energetically all day in a pretty large territory. He never spoke.
• The Beverly Hills Skate Ninja: West Los Angeles and Beverly Hills. This guy wore an all-black outfit with his head wrapped in black cloth as well, creating a combo ninja/mummy effect. Sometimes the wrapping bits would partially come loose and stream behind him. He was always on inline skates and would swoop down sidewalks at great speed, occasionally stopping to pirouette or make expansive Modern Dance Gestures with his hands. Very occasionally he would lose it and do this in the street, and the cops would have to scoot him back onto the sidewalk. At times he carried a large boom box which played whatever was on the radio, indiscriminately.
• Kung Fu Bob Marley: A Westwood resident. He was tall and skeletally thin, with long full dreadlocks. He did look quite a bit like Bob Marley. Usually he just muttered and strode about the streets, occasionally asking for money or cigarettes. Periodically, though, it was Kung Fu Time. He would then attack various invisible targets, barking and screaming and punching and kicking. When he calmed down again, he was a very pleasant person. I had a number of conversations with him about Life and Stuff during his calm periods.
• The Santa Cruz Viking: I only saw this guy maybe three times, but it was every time I visited Santa Cruz for a while. He wore a Viking helmet (with horns) and twice he had a big wooden sword thingy. He yelled a bit and whacked things with the sword. At the time I thought “How wacky and fun!” but I found out later that he was a genuine danger and actually Viked people at times. Whoops.
• Yell About Foreigners Lady: A bus resident in L.A. She would holler constantly about the foreigners, and how they were going to get her and put her in a death camp. I made the false assumption that she was safe because she was loud. Sometimes she would walk down the middle of Hollywood Blvd. yelling, but mostly she was on the bus. One day, on the #2 Bus down Santa Monica Blvd., she pulled out a .357 revolver and killed a guy for being foreign. The SWAT team shot her a couple hours later. Glad I wasn’t on the #2 that day!
• Psalm WTF Lady: An occasional bus person. Elderly woman, very skinny, with her hair in a bun. Wore a granny dress. Around her neck on a rope was a long sign that covered the front of her body, which read something like “LORD AS I LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP, HEAR MY PRAYER AND PROTECT ME AND GUARD ME IN EVERY WAY FROM JESUS WITH HIS HUGE DILDO.”

A side note: Shadow boxing schizophrenia victims on the street always do kung fu. Always. What did these guys do before Asian martial arts were known in the west? Marquess of Queensberry Boxing Rules? Not enough kicking and yelling.

I’d like to thank all of you in advance for keeping pace with the changes as we grow and transition. Here are the latest talking points and key concepts we’re stressing. Please stay informed, stay on message, and keep these issues and topics at the forefront of your discussions with others.

• Immunity for undersea condominium associations.
• Rogue notaries.
• Individually packaged cartoon-themed snack-sized yogurt-based desserts and NAFTA; let’s keep America on top.
• Kitsch abatement: the gloves come off.
• Secure picnics.
• The promise and menace of automated day care.
• Anus bleaching in our schools.
• Nonlethal immobilizing foam weapons for theme restaurants.
• Bad pie.

Feel free to contact us if you have any questions or comments, but let’s keep a unified front and a consistent message!

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