Once again it’s time to update

I’d like to thank all of you in advance for keeping pace with the changes as we grow and transition. Here are the latest talking points and key concepts we’re stressing. Please stay informed, stay on message, and keep these issues and topics at the forefront of your discussions with others.

  • Immunity for undersea condominium associations.
  • Rogue notaries.
  • Individually packaged cartoon-themed snack-sized yogurt-based desserts and NAFTA; let’s keep America on top.
  • Kitsch abatement: the gloves come off.
  • Secure picnics.
  • The promise and menace of automated day care.
  • Anus bleaching in our schools.
  • Nonlethal immobilizing foam weapons for theme restaurants.
  • Bad pie.

Feel free to contact us if you have any questions or comments, but let’s keep a unified front and a consistent message!

2 thoughts on “Once again it’s time to update

  1. Worries
    I’m worried about activist stem cells and the anti-Creationist pro-fireworks agenda, and I would like to dialog about this with milfhunters who know how to party safely.

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